when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
her: adam, come over
her: just to chill tho, my mom is home
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want
when u hear someone singing frozen in public
and, if you can’t afford my recipes try Rachel Ray’s cheap ass