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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

narcotic-biotic:

stability:

god bless america


this is too amazing

narcotic-biotic:

stability:

god bless america

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this is too amazing

euo:

her: adam, come over

me:

her: just to chill tho, my mom is home

me:

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

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gorlt:

and, if you can’t afford my recipes try Rachel Ray’s cheap ass

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bagelbrother:

pokemonofficial:

pls choose this style


i love sia

bagelbrother:

pokemonofficial:

pls choose this style

i love sia